UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC 2)
Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey?
UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and
'cheesemongers'?
Contestant: Homosexuals.
Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be
very upset with you.
BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)
Jamie Theakston: ...
Government Structures
FEUDALISM:
You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
FASCISM:
You had two cows. The government took both, hires you to take
care of them, and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM:
You have two cows. Your neighbours help you take care of
them, ...
What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.